Corny ditty titled, “Contact us”:
Question or request?
Wow, we’re blest!
Please fire away…will aim to be at thy behest.
More prosaically speaking though, please do feel at liberty to contact us, if you would like to:
A) Place an order for merchandise or books.
B) Book a speaking or performance poetry engagement.
Oh, and did we mention…if you are so kind and benevolent to introduce business to us (specifically, a paid performance or speaking engagement), we will cut you in on 10% of our takings? Appreciated.